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Tank Demotivational Poster


I WANT A TANK -


TAGS: tank circular logic sean rl
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm
Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm
Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mistress. That'd be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am
I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am
"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!
spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm
A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm
Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm
Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Test: hunters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
really?...I can't say hookers?....Prostitutes then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for hookers now?
Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm
Missing something from your garage, are ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm
That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm
"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm
I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...
Airman - April 7, 2011, 11:49 am
Thx all.. this one was fun
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2011, 11:11 am
Nice one Air.
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:52 am
don't we all?!
Grim [email protected] - April 6, 2011, 11:11 pm
LOVE IT!!!
crankyhead - April 6, 2011, 10:18 pm
I got a tank for sale slightly used, although, it may be a howitzer, or possibly a futon.
rerun - April 6, 2011, 8:07 pm

you need a beer.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 7:55 pm

I NEEEEEED A TANK!
TheOne - April 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:12 pm
Gee, I don't get it. That's how I got mine! (Hee Hee. 5 tanker's bars.)


MILITARY TERMS -


TAGS: military tank howitzer
Rating: 4.59/5

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guywiththesuitcase - April 12, 2011, 3:47 am
you said "that" twice.
pzykosiz - April 11, 2011, 7:17 pm
a slut - something that blows others
MilDoc - April 11, 2011, 6:01 pm
Time on Target means "let's all blow it up together!"


THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Bacon and Sausage Tank Arteries are doomed.


TAGS: bacon tank
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 1:42 pm
14 to go please.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:02 am
5L. We might win the battle...


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


YOU'RE... YOU'RE CRAZY MAN. - I like you, but you're crazy.


TAGS: frank the tank
Rating: 2.95/5

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No Parking -


TAGS: tank clamp parking
Rating: 4.75/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:45 pm
I can't decide whether the police officer who put the tire lock on the T-34 is brave of stupid
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2014, 3:23 pm
A heroic veteran of the Great Patriotic War, in trouble with the law.


GOD COULDN'T STOP IRON CHARIOTS - He's gonna shit himself when he sees this coming


TAGS: m1 abrams battle tank m1a1 m1a2
Rating: 2.48/5
Bort - August 24, 2009, 7:10 pm
Out run and outlive an M1? Good luck with that.
Also - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
A C2 will outrun and outlive an M1. Stuff created by a people that know a thing or two about war ftw.
rogueagent - June 18, 2009, 6:23 pm
I'd rather have a challenger 2, they can shoot straight, some great British engineering.
arabian sandgoogle - October 27, 2008, 12:44 am
m1a1 abrams?


WHERE'S THE FOX HOLE -


TAGS: war tank pewpew
Rating: 4.19/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:12 am
Khik, khik-a-khik-aaaah!
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:10 am
Blimp-blimp-blimp, blimp-blimp-blimp-blimp!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:02 pm
I find it odd that the tank is "Lucky Legs II" ... I imagine that the original wasn't so lucky?
Haarakkon - July 28, 2012, 7:46 am
Friggin' once again I find myself laughing aloud. Nicely done, Air!
Djake - July 27, 2012, 4:41 am
"It is well that War is so Terrible...Lest we should grow too fond of it" Gen. Robert E. Lee
Rebellion777 - July 19, 2012, 12:58 pm
*who first said...sorry
Rebellion777 - July 19, 2012, 12:57 pm
http://www.trivia-library.com/b/origins-of-sayings-war-is-hell.htm according to this it was William T. Sherman...so that first said "War is Hell."
Bodnari - January 12, 2012, 1:51 pm
John Wayne also died in The Shepherd of the Hills. (Don't recall who killed him though, and that was back when he wasn't yet a "star.")
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:27 am
But Dern's distinction as the only known character to have killed Wayne only lasted until The Shootist was made 4 years later. The Duke was shot in the back and killed by the bartender at the end of the movie. Ron "Opie" Howard then kills the bartender.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:11 am
He died in The Cowboys as well. Bruce Dern, who killed Wayne in The Cowboys, liked to say that he played the only known character to ever kill the Duke in a movie. In Sands of Iwo Jima his killer is unknown.
Airman - December 12, 2011, 11:05 am
it was John Wayne in Sands of Iwo Jima.. the only movie where he dies
Verdeckt - December 12, 2011, 2:09 am
Yeah I'd heard it before too. I thought it was Python but Google tells me it was David Brenner.
dbeatham - December 11, 2011, 11:43 pm
what was that from? I know Ive seen it somewhere
forseti - December 10, 2011, 7:29 pm
great one! 5 lions truly from the heart!


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


THE LAW OF GROSS TONNAGE - The vehicle with larger mass has right of way. It is useless to argue this.




I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE BOOM GODS - They say you're screwed


TAGS: boom tank fire away
Rating: 3.43/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:39 pm
... Wouldn't that artillery squad be the only people who would ever read it?
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:34 pm
My grandfather was Paratrooper during WW2 and he said he saw an Artillery round with "If you can read this you're f*cked" written on the side of it.


BEER TANK - The best way to say Happy Memorial Day!


TAGS: beer tank memorial day
Rating: 4.62/5

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Jeder - May 31, 2011, 10:15 am
We have the ship model in our wal-mart, it has been dubbed "The USS Brewski, fightign the war againist Thirst and Sobrietity"


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Orthodox Church renounce YOU!!




FERRARI TANK - Send your enemies stampeding over each other in fear. In style.




THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE -


TAGS: thomas the tank engine transformers
Rating: 4/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 12, 2010, 6:54 am
What sucks is that you can't buy these anymore. Non-licensed.


BIOFUEL - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: peeing in gas tank
Rating: 2.14/5

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zentiger - June 25, 2009, 1:35 pm
Timmy, do you practice at being an idiot, or does it just come naturally for you?
Dalek - August 15, 2008, 2:35 pm
Attention: to the owner of a green sedan... your car is fucked


FIRING SQUAD -


TAGS: tanks death firing squad
Rating: 4.26/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
Airman, wonderful picture. Been there many times. This is a Tankers organism...the flash/crack, the tank rockin' back on its haunches and the empty shell case clanging around inside the turret. (Oh Jeez, fap, fap, fap...) 5 HEAT rounds.
Airman - March 25, 2011, 1:03 pm
you sound like my ex wife LOL
culos - March 25, 2011, 12:59 pm
what's done is done, shame on you for eternity
Airman - March 25, 2011, 12:57 pm
crap, I didn't see it either.. should we kill it and I can re-submit?
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 12:32 pm
Yes there is a tag, i didn't see it before i hit approve, the shiny lights in the middle of the pic distracted much like female joggers do. BTW nice poster air.


DRAWING FLIES - Its Still a Honey Wagon to Me.


TAGS: septic tanker
Rating: 4.45/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:42 pm
You really got to have a sense of humor about your shitty job. ^_^ 5L
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:20 pm
The local school district is shitty.
Bolverk3778 - April 3, 2013, 8:44 am
Please leave by the nearest drain. lol


WEST HOLLYWOOD ARMED FORCES - The 83rd Panzie division


TAGS: tanks
Rating: 4.17/5

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Spangle - February 2, 2010, 7:53 pm
FV433 Abbot SPG ftw


CLOWNS - Now they have TANKS!




TANKERS.. - We destroy more stuff in seconds than an Infantry Squad can in a week!


TAGS: tankers engaging enemy fallujah iraq
Rating: 4.56/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 10:51 pm
Hey Batman ~ got any more of these winners? 5Lions


DOING THEIR PART -




IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.


TAGS: submarine boat captain tanker
Rating: 2.57/5

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Charles - September 12, 2008, 9:16 pm
Failboat - changing modes


GERMANS - they DO have a sense of humour




ISRAEL PWNED. -


TAGS: israel pwned loser war merkava tank jew jewish
Rating: 2.75/5
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:40 pm
:D


TANK MAKING - This is how Baby Tanks are made


TAGS: tank hump
Rating: 1.92/5

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THE CHALLENGER 2 -


TAGS: tank british best war
Rating: 1.94/5

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hootizz - June 17, 2010, 8:38 am
Nice one...!! but it would look even better on the back of a Kenworth 953 being hauled through an Arab Desert...
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:40 pm
For reasons unknown I just prefer a good old Tiger tank. And definitely not the Sherman like in this picture.
[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 10:44 am
ONE TEAM ONE FIGHT! So I'm not going to get into how If the Abrahms drops the soap in teh shower, the challenger picks it up! Good day to you gentleman.
rogueagent - November 18, 2009, 5:36 am
Challey 2 is a great tank, one of the longest range confirmed kills on record.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:09 pm
Exactly, Dre.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:08 pm
I mean look at it... doesn't even have the lower profile of the M1A1, XK2 or T90. It's like they want to get hit in this tank... it's in danger of clipping aircraft, for God's sake!
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
but the first one blew up
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:03 pm
No... but if it's a piece of crap yugoslavian/russian tank, you might as well name it the challenger 2...
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:01 pm
Well, its certainly not the Challenger 2, isnt that a Space Shuttle?
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:00 pm
Ho HO!!!! Burned, Dre!!! We were both WAY off! Still, good call, Dre... you can definitely see the russian influence.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
It's obviously the Yugoslavian VK-32Junger. Which is about the only heavy vehicle they got just about right. Note the turret design. Slightly tapered across the diagonal axis. Dead giveaway if you know what to look for.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:50 pm
I'd like to think I lost the argument based on impressive knowledge, and not a shortcut to your greatness.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:49 pm
It does look a lot like a low-budget, WW2 throwback death-trap. I have to bow to your observational skills there, Dre. Hope you didn't cheat by visiting the site.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:48 pm
Its Russian, not a doubt about that. Stupid ruskies never have enough armor on their tanks
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:46 pm
Why bother? I now have to stick by my Leopard call again. Although the muzzle is clearly different, a Leopard 2E model was made with added armor protection... and this one does look too bulky to be a russian-made tank.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:44 pm
well there is a military-today.com logo in the lower right, lets go there and find out
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:43 pm
You have a point, Dre... although the color scheme indicates nothing european, I have to believe that the barrel does give it away... can't possibly be german made.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:40 pm
Where I'm from is hardly an issue... unless I was french.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:39 pm
I'm not from Canada, but they did... much like a good portion of the world... purchase these things.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:39 pm
Um, obviously it is the Black Eagle, look at the barrel length and tread size....incompetent fools
Spangle - November 17, 2009, 10:38 pm
What you did, it's there and I see it. I will not play your game, but I will ask where you're from, dude.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:37 pm
Challenger 2? Not with that profile... it has to be a Leopard 2.


IT BEATS A DODGE - it rams stuff and gets you there safe.


TAGS: tank
Rating: 4.19/5

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LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )


TAGS: paris hilton tank pink war peace sexy celebrity marines
Rating: 2.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions


BURNING SENSATION - If symptoms persist, consult your physician




BUDGET CUTS - Ok, now its getting ridiculous




Disney Tank -


TAGS: tank war
Rating: 2.69/5

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RnR - August 8, 2008, 5:55 am
yeah, the problem is... not under the enemy's tank
Sion - August 7, 2008, 6:20 pm
Actually that dog has explosives attached to it and is about to run under the tank.
Liz - June 17, 2008, 1:48 am
LAWL, the tank dogs were such an epic failure.


MAY BREAK MY BONES -


TAGS: war words tank bones einstein
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
Well said Neener.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:59 pm
I'm in total agreement. 5s are nice, but true criticism pushes people to improve.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:57 pm
all fives either.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
If that's your honest opinion then great! Thanks! You like it even more than I do and there's nothing wrong with that. If the quote were my own I would consider this a Five. I would never intentionally make a 1L poster but I can accept that they're not
Neener - October 18, 2010, 7:56 pm
I fived it too. The tank shaped skeleton is awesome and that quote is probably true. During the Zombie Apocalpse aim for the head!
crankyhead - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
I gave it a 5.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
To whoever gave this poster less than a 5... Thanks for your honesty. I appreciate the 5's and by no means do I want 1's, but this wouldn't get a 5 from me if someone else made it.


US ARMY -




IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY - It is a fuel tank for an awesome sex machine


TAGS: homer belly fuel tank sex
Rating: 3.94/5

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Budog - January 26, 2012, 4:42 am
Actually it's Gimp and I am really not very good at it, still learning...
forseti - January 24, 2012, 8:51 am
you love ms paint, don't you?!? ;)


WAR FOR CHILDREN - Funny and educational version.




MATING SEASON - And a hose just won't stop them!




HOBBIES - So relaxing and rewarding


TAGS: next week a tank
Rating: 3.76/5

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kamorth - December 12, 2009, 5:18 am
LOL.. if it wasn't for the hairy wrists and last panel, I'd think someone had been watching over my shoulder...
ICEMAN - October 18, 2009, 12:16 am
It's apparent he didn't have time for the Chinook. He was too relaxed.
Crash - October 17, 2009, 10:16 am
Good catch nerdalert
xxx - October 17, 2009, 4:07 am
ghastly, but a great lol.
nerdalert - October 16, 2009, 9:02 pm
5 for the effort, but that was a huey not a chinook
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 8:00 pm
5 for the memories...hey got any nail polish remover?


TO SOME, THIS KID'S A HERO - to the driver, another sticker to motifake, this


TAGS: tank
Rating: 3.16/5

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LIQUID COURAGE - Like a Russian tank, I only have one gear, forward, and it's powered by vodka.


TAGS: liquid courage tank
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - September 12, 2012, 3:28 pm
But which brand? I'll opt for Grey Goose Citron. But, it's all a matter of personal preference.
maoworks2 - September 12, 2012, 7:54 am
Fill My Tank Please With 80 Proof.


DOES THIS TANK - MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAT?


TAGS: kim tank fat
Rating: 4.8/5

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maoworks2 - March 15, 2013, 2:45 pm
No The Tank Gun Needs Too Be Up Your Ass ! Good One 5L
EmilioDumphque - March 14, 2013, 10:18 am
I don't know, but those hats the soldier is wearing make them all look underfed.


QUICKLY FORGOTTEN? -




GERMANY -


TAGS: tank jumping ramp crowd
Rating: 4.17/5

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GySgt1811a - October 28, 2011, 6:12 pm
Good poster COMM. I'm one of those jerks that when you ask the time I tell you how to build a watch. Just pat me on the head and say, "There, there, now." (Oh, BTW, 5 thrown tracks.)
the1stCOMMI3 - October 28, 2011, 12:05 am
I have no idea what the tanks were called back then. All I know is Germany was famous for having the tanks so I thought it was a german tank.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 10:46 pm
Fantastic how the Krauts cammied that Panzer to look like an American M-3 Stuart!


ITS A VICIOUS CIRCLE - ever wonder if we only went to war for the oil So we can continue to run our armed forces




CHINESE PUZZLE -




DUKES OF HAZZARD -




JUMPING SHARKS -


TAGS: shark tank
Rating: 2.13/5


PORSCHE - Designed more then nice sports cars


TAGS: porsche tank panzer maus
Rating: 2.12/5

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Fonk - May 30, 2009, 9:13 pm
The Maus Super Tank was a gigantic failure because it was too heavy for the engines of the time, therefore it was not designed very well and was a huge failure. Still the largest tank ever made though...
manicbranic - February 11, 2009, 11:47 am
I wonder whats this thing's 0-60 time...
VinceVicious - January 18, 2009, 6:31 pm
How do you know he's not German? It doesn't matter if your German you're a spelling NAZI.
Steeb - September 6, 2008, 10:19 pm
Than, a word even a German could spell correctly.


THE NETHERLANDS - They are proud of their boys


TAGS: netherlands tank orange
Rating: 1.94/5
Logic Man - July 16, 2009, 4:43 pm
"Sarge, where are the enemy troops? I need a clear shot." ---"Well soldier, I know you're not gonna believe this, but look for the fuckin bright ass neon orange tank and hit it with all you got!"
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:27 pm
DO NOT INSULT TEH ORANGE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K - December 8, 2008, 3:26 am
construction site, camouflage
Vanner - October 30, 2008, 8:25 am
Hahaha, you've been Tankgo'd
michael - October 29, 2008, 11:46 pm
some kind of ranga tank....


Politics -




Press X To Flip Tank. -


TAGS: press x to flip tank
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:13 pm
I know right, if I get ever drafted (god forbid) and I see something like this, I'm gonna have to suggest that we press ex to flip tank.
Reality Lord - January 16, 2014, 8:45 am

as a gamer i lol'd ...hard


HOME IMPROVEMENT -


TAGS: lowe s tank america freespeach 1stamendment
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:29 pm
Or let's blow shit up together...either way" little known ending to the quote 5/5
Airman - December 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
amsome
Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:44 pm

i lol'd...5 when i do :)


I LOST MY CHILDHOOD LONG AGO -


TAGS: brave tank kid brave epic
Rating: 4.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 3:48 am
I've thought this for quite a while.
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 11:48 pm
thanks
Faceplant31 - July 2, 2010, 6:28 pm
I like it. 5L
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
He Was Fired At....
greyghostxxl - July 2, 2010, 9:59 am
I wouldn't say this child is "brave", the adults and the photographer know that a child will not be fired upon...not so much brave as smart and conniving...That being said it is a very powerful visual.
vasilache - July 2, 2010, 9:47 am
i hope i'll produce one hall of famer this winter
forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:43 am
You'll get a pair of sandals from me for each Hall Of Famer you produced ;)
vasilache - July 2, 2010, 9:19 am
i love in the first country named on that board: http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/1183/securedownloadi.gif give me some love, sandals or ... accept all my crappy motifakes
agdaniele - July 2, 2010, 9:07 am
LMAO! Invalid argument now. Thanks!
vasilache - July 2, 2010, 9:03 am
i would love in vegas too
agdaniele - July 2, 2010, 9:02 am
He's the quickest way to losing a village. But, I love in Vegas... what would I know?
vasilache - July 2, 2010, 9:00 am
it is in our hearts and minds now :P
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 8:59 am
lol yea this kid is anything but imortal...
forseti - July 2, 2010, 8:58 am
Reminds me of Wolverine. It's easy to take every possible fight if you're immortal... perhaps a bad comparison.


CUTBACKS - have hit the military in a MAJOR way


TAGS: tank cutbacks
Rating: 3.06/5

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whatukno - August 13, 2010, 2:34 am
A US company actually produces these for both the military and SWAT teams.
Me_ - April 12, 2010, 2:26 pm
send 100k of these at the enemy each with one bomb. lets see if they can take them all out before they get there.
lunarabbittj - January 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
That's Howe & Howe Tech, the Howe bros. Mini-tank. Look for it on their show. It will WRECK a house!
Eternal Lord Jackass - January 28, 2010, 2:43 pm
Those would be great for my army...I mean...cookie delivery business.
LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 12:48 pm
THAT is awesome and I want one! Like a mini-Wiesel!
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 12:47 pm
its a mini hiss tank from GI Joe. I did not know they were filming the 2nd one already.
Mr. Shiny - January 28, 2010, 12:40 pm
Either way, I want one.


HOLY SHIT - Seriously?


TAGS: mmo coh tanker pve mmorpg cox
Rating: 1.92/5

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Spoon - October 31, 2008, 6:24 am
Kids like this are why I don't play city of heroes anymore.
L. Ron Hubbard - August 8, 2008, 2:36 am
What the hell, somebody stole part of the sacred text.
Max - April 27, 2008, 9:02 pm
"Video Games - Smoke less crack before playing."


FAIL - Those are his feet, Idiot.


TAGS: midget feet tank
Rating: 1.71/5

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Fail - June 24, 2009, 3:00 pm
Took you 2 tries to make a tunnel...


do tanks need insurance? -


TAGS: iraq tank camel
Rating: 4.9/5

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Oldsod - March 25, 2014, 8:25 pm
Although I've had to ban this whole concept in my class...this...will probably end up on the projector tomorrow.


YOU HAVE A DOG - with a wine glass on it's head I have a Tank, with a flamethrower My point just became valid


TAGS: tank flame thrower
Rating: 4.71/5

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gaytondg - January 8, 2011, 10:44 am
I LOVE IT LOL LOL
motinet - January 7, 2011, 11:54 pm

LMAO - if you dont get this joke click here---> 125335 to see the reference
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 9:02 pm
Brilliant! 5L's
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 9:01 pm
Brilliant! 5L's
Ed-Hyde - January 7, 2011, 2:48 pm
well played, sir.
NoBodyZ - January 7, 2011, 2:16 pm
very nice point taken
crankyhead - January 7, 2011, 1:29 pm
I dunno man, kinda looks like a helicopter to me. LOL 5
ICEMAN - January 7, 2011, 1:13 pm
Touche' 5L


BAD DECISIONS -


TAGS: bad gas fill the tank
Rating: 4.68/5

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caveman - April 20, 2012, 8:55 am
That's the reaction i was hoping for
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:41 am

lolz


UH OH, HE GOT HIS TANK -


TAGS: reality lord tank
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - February 3, 2012, 10:18 pm

:)


BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY - See why it's a BAD idea? "Sure Sweetie, you can bring your crayons."


TAGS: girls tanks daughter work fail children
Rating: 3/5

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SapphiraKitten - August 13, 2009, 2:59 am
To RKO: BOOM, HEADSHOT! Eheheheh!
BuzzBomb - August 5, 2008, 8:54 pm
Then we would have cleaner tanks.
Rated RKO - August 1, 2008, 4:40 pm
DUDE!!! what if the tank on the left fired?


WOMEN DRIVERS - The Army has issues with them as well.




WHAT!!?? - We just got the new tanks! Why did he shoot himself!?


TAGS: nazi tanks hitler tank ww2
Rating: 2.88/5

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SmokeySmith - December 23, 2011, 9:36 pm
I'm looking for this picture, I can't find it anywhere!! Can anyone find the picture of the tanks by itself? I wanna use it for my band's EP cover


HERE IT IS -




THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND - when they said do you want to have fun with a tank


TAGS: tank fun
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
Or, diesel... if you don't speak nigerian.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
As Nigeria christens it's first dfiesel-powered submarine.


CHURCH TANK - ...And you shall know my name is the LORD When I lay down my vengance upon thee


TAGS: church tank lord vengence
Rating: 3.58/5

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kay9kabang - February 15, 2010, 5:23 am
im thinking ultra-orthadox, that or the vatican isnt fucking around anymore
rerun - December 22, 2009, 9:21 pm

the 21st century version of a Trojan Horse
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 8:32 pm
Holy shit! Are those minarets!? The Swiss are gonna be pissed!
Chron139 - December 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Im leaning more towards Anglican.
GySgt1811 - September 3, 2009, 6:46 pm
Is this poster orthodox?


TOG SMASH!!! -


TAGS: tog wot tanks
Rating: 3.5/5

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EVOLUTION - It happens in tank busters too


TAGS: plane war a 10 tank
Rating: 3.44/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:15 pm
You've come a long way, baby.


MISS AMINA IS RIGHT -


TAGS: amina tank girl motifaker s
Rating: 3.38/5

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ACE - June 10, 2009, 11:22 pm
shut up don't argue just enjoy =X


INSTITUTE OF EVIL - The nemesis of-HOLY CRAP! Is that gorilla wearing a dress!?


TAGS: september challenge evil half tank half apes in dresses
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:23 pm
LOL!


TINY TANK - America's future one-tank-military. Guaranteed to annoy the shit out of the enemy.


TAGS: tiny tank
Rating: 2.83/5

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NKAWTG -




ENLIST NOW -




TANKS. - Not just for the Army.


TAGS: batman batmobile tanks tank army
Rating: 2.55/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 8:11 pm
Really? Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused.Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused. Pic overused.
thereddragon - May 30, 2010, 8:02 pm
stop whining dude
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 7:56 pm
Pic overused.
thereddragon - May 30, 2010, 7:54 pm
o yes
Derek - May 30, 2010, 7:52 pm
Tanks for everything


TANK - OK, We Surrender!




Beauty will save the world -


TAGS: save world suicide bomber tanks soldiers
Rating: 2.1/5

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ZOMGHACKS - December 5, 2008, 7:10 pm
THIS WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNY IF IT WAS FUNNY. BUT ITS NOT FUNNY. SO ITS NOT FUNNY. UR STILL A DING DONG!!!
Charles - November 28, 2008, 5:54 pm
What is this (and your other poster) from? Quite lovely graphics/artwork.


GOOD TANKS - Strangerz got 'em.




Holy War -




Run Away -


TAGS: run runny running runnard runderstank
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - December 25, 2013, 7:33 pm

Not what I was expecting, I like the promotion.
GaryO - December 25, 2013, 6:19 pm
Well………I have defiantly not run this day, and it hasn’t run me……s-o-o-o-o


ATTAINMENT -




THE PREVIOUS WEEK -


TAGS: tanky s take on taboo topic two crankyhead
Rating: 3.92/5

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crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm
That's cool Cubby, it's just a poo poo joke. =)
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
She ain't a brick house no more. 5L
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 4:40 pm
Sorry,I don't get this one


TANK RIDERS - for when you need an excuse for missing the target




WOAH - You got like... three feet of air that time.




WHAT CHEEK THAT HENRY IS TOO BIG FOR HIS WHEELS -




Think Tank -


TAGS: think tank brain
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 7, 2016, 5:55 am
Thanks.
concern3 - December 7, 2016, 4:44 am
Excellent, UP yours


Dating Tips -


TAGS: pzy tank dating woman loud
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 6, 2015, 11:47 am
Nice Tank .


Ever been so drunk -


TAGS: drunk steal tank
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 pm
LOL! Close enough!
GaryO - November 22, 2015, 9:24 am
Does a half track count?


Tank -




Fish Tank -




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